Friday, May 6, 2011

The ‘Hinglish’ Politics


        
       Obviously, the moral and court laws approve and permit one-women marriage, but as a matter of privilege and disparity, the ‘Netas’ in India have got two wives; the latter is corruption. And their loyalty to it resides in the fact that they never betray it under any circumstances. The primitive ‘Khadi’ coat and the pointed ‘Gandhi Topi’ woes around their cunning skins with a shiny appearance to picture the thing which is totally unknown. In fact, the general curriculum-vitae of the Netas can be expressed as-
D.O.B-        Needs not to be mentioned, as the whole nation comes to know about it when it arrives…”ab bhai road bane ya na bane, b’day toh akhir dhoom-dhaam se manana hai, aur budget to bas itna sa hi ki itne mein clean road kya, poora makhan daar highway ban jaye…”
Educational Qualification-        exactly don’t remember the name of the Institution, still prestigiously passed class 12th prestigiously with 1st rank, but just the expenditure was bit uncommon!
Attitude-   Fully ‘Dabangg’. Open slogan- “Baatein kam, kaam jayede”, Oh sorry! I forgot to put reverse gear, “Kaam kam, baatein jayeda”.
Physical app.- Fully loaded with betel-nuts in mouth and consequently springing the red liquid out of their twisting tongues at the x, y and z co-ordinates of the walls. Seems a bit obese, Oh sorry! “main jaanta k maal ko obesity nhi khta hoon”
And the rest is beyond my scope of explanation. Really, Indian politics is not exactly about development and progress but it is all about “Fantoosh Characters” in the country. But I have got stuffs to elaborate, I think after 63 years of independence, we should feel proud that we got an stipulated technology and a gorgeous attitude. The technology is ‘Jugaad’ technology and the attitude is ‘Chalta Hai’ attitude. Must be familiar with that. Isn’t it? It has been said that- “All that glitters is not gold”, but who cares about gold “ab toh laal and hare patte ka zamana hai”.
Sometimes, a cry crawls in my senses and beneath my heart to spell it out to the politicians “Go hell with your rules, Go hell with your fundas and go even deeper than that with your false speeches, Damn you!” Would like to conclude with the saying that- “War is a politics with bloodshed, but politics is a war without bloodshed”. Don’t have anything alluring to say about it.